AIM: WE GOT
A FANFIC SIGN!!
Door 7: It’s
Megami paradise. You take too long trying to get Mika out of there.
Door 6: It’s
a Karaoke bar. Now it takes too much time trying to get Althena out of there.
Door 5: You
pass by the feudal era. You knock Inuyasha out before he notices it.
Door 4: It’s
Clamp’s wonderland. Inuyasha has a breakdown and you drag him out.
Door 3: It’s
Cephiro. Be careful with the giant Marshmallow.
Door 2: It’s
made of cute plushies. You make your way by destroying them.
Door 1: It’s
a water slide. Get on your bathing suit and yell “YAY!!!”
Mika: So that’s
our door sequence?
or less. After all we will have doors for the others.
just get over this.
They sat on
their chairs (Althena, Inuyasha, and Mika)
Anyone for Pocky?
YAY! Pocky! The perfect snack for Mstings!
(sarcastically) Great. As if the fic wasn’t bad enough we have to endure you getting hyper.
by Lady Athena
>The guys start getting away
>Althena: I did NOT write this!
>Inuyasha: Yeah sure.
>Althena: But I’m a-L-thena.
See the L?
>Mika: Maybe you misspelled your
>Inuyasha: Or made a lame attempt
to disguise your name.
>Althena glares at them making
an evil aura glow around her making them as nervous as when she’s at her “time”.
>Mika: Or maybe you didn’t.
Calm down please.
>Althena: Sure, but if you two
dare to throw this on me again I’ll send you to Carlos.
>I.M: We’ll be good.
"Damnit, Miroku! Give me back that box!"
Box of what?
here’s a guess: (as Inuyasha) Kagome said to guards those if I wanted to play “stick it in the hole” tonight.
blushes slightly while Inuyasha raises his eyebrows confused.
Miroku smirked at the irritated
>Althena: Is Inu-chan developing
>Inuyasha: I have bad reactions
to bad fanfics.
Taking another stick out, he nibbled
on it and let out a sigh of satisfaction when finished.
>Althena: It’s amazing
what they fit in boxes nowadays.
>Mika: (as salesman) And when
you buy the nibbling service the sucking comes free.
>Inuyasha: So that’s where
the author gets this crappy fic.
>Mika: I didn’t mean it
like that… but I guess it works.
>Inuyasha blushed lightly while
Althena shook her head.
Inuyasha growled. Those were his
pocky sticks damnit and that stupid monk would not take them from him!
>Althena: But this being a yaoi
Miroku was more interested in taking other things from Inuyasha.
>Mika: Didn’t need the
>Inuyasha: (Chanting) There’s
no place like home, there’s no place like home.
Eyeing his prey carefully, he made
a move to make a grab for the box, but
>Althena: …he ended grabbing
another kind of stick.
>Mika: I would have liked that
if Inuyasha was a girl.
>Inuyasha: I would stand it if
I weren’t there. Period.
it was soon swiftly out of his sight.
He clenched his fists and growled,
"Miroku! That's my pocky! Give it back!"
Miroku's smirk grew wider. He could
have fun with this. "On one condition, Inuyasha."
"I'll do anything, bouzou, just
give me back the damn box!" Inuyasha said through gritted teeth.
>Althena: Hentai rule #24: Never
promise you’ll do anything to a pervert, it always leaves you in a compromising position to say the least.
>Mika: Actually that’s
rule 35. Rule 24 is that virgin priestesses in tentacle monster hentai end up “tied up” by the evil monsters affections.
"Anything? Hmm...imagine the possibilities..."
>Inuyasha: (as Miroku) I want
you to Kaze no Kizu out of this fic. It seems to work with a group called team rocket.
>Mika: Miroku as James…
man, that’s a weird crossover.
>Althena: (as Miroku) Well, since
I’m so beat up by Sango and fanfic avatars, I decided to start being gay with you since you appear to get so much yaoi
butt from Koga and Sessho—
>Inuyasha, who is blushing furiously, in more than one ways, starts chasing Althena
with a mallet.
Miroku said, pretending to ponder.
Inuyasha began to show his fangs.
>Inuyasha stops chasing Althena
and they both sat down.
"All right, Inuyasha. Since you
said anything, I'll hold you to your word," Miroku replied.
>Althena: (as Inuyasha) That’s
not my word you’re holding, Miroku dear.
>Mika: (as Miroku) Sorry, I meant
to say your “sword.”
gets sake out of nowhere and starts to drink.
He then leant forward until his
face was touching Inuyasha's.
Inuyasha's eyes grew wide. "Da-damnit,
bouzou, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
>Inuyasha: Yeah! Get the hell
away from me!
>Mika: Miroku’s not gay,
despite all the yaoi jokes made out of this. Isn’t it obvious enough in the series?
>Althena: Maybe the author thinks
he’s a closet case.
Miroku looked at him innocently.
"Well, you did say anything."
Inuyasha tried to back up. "I didn't
mean this kind of anything. I meant something normal!"
>Inuyasha: That’s right.
Hell if I really were desperate for that pocky I would have beaten the crap out of Miroku a while ago.
Miroku just leaned forward even
further, till once again, their faces were almost touching. "How is this not normal?" he asked, through lidded eyes.
>Inuyasha: For starters we’re
Inuyasha swallowed hard.
>Althena: We jumped pretty fast
to the lemon part.
>Inuyasha: (crimson) ALTHENA!
>Mika: (as Inuyasha) Thank God
for Kagome’s little practice sections.
>Inuyasha: (mad) MIKA!!
>Mika: Just be thankful your not here stuck
with Althena and Sakura Inuyasha.
>Inuyasha: Good point.
He had no clue as to what to do,
but the further he tried to back, the more Miroku followed him.
>Althena was going to say something
really yaoi but the guys glared at her.
>Althena: So I guess I should
stop the yaoi jokes.
>Inuyasha: You better.
>Mika: Well, could be worst.
>Althena: Yeah. We could be reading
your lemon with Shippo.
>Inuyasha: I am not gay, and
much less a pedophile!
Suddenly, Inuyasha found his back
up against a rock. Miroku looked smug right then and said, "Now, Inu-kun, this won't hurt a bit."
>Inuyasha: Can’t be hurting
me more than this.
>Althena: (as Inuyasha) Be gentle
with me my love.
>Althena: Couldn’t resist.
It’s the yaoi loving fangirls! They’re affecting my brain.
>Mika simply hums “Like
Inuyasha squeezed his eyes shut,
expecting the worse,
>Inuyasha: And so this fic was
>Althena: Would you stop bashing
the author already?
>Inuyasha: Sure… when you
stop the yaoi jokes.
>Althena: Keep this up and I'll get Sakura
but then felt the pleasant feeling
of Miroku's lips on his own. Before he could return the kiss, Miroku had backed away with an angelic smile on his face.
Inuyasha pouted sourly.
>The image of Inuyasha pouting
sends Mika and Althena laughing while Inuyasha drinks more sake again.
>Mika: You should try the puppy
>Althena: (as Miroku) Now that
I have him acting like a puppy I’ll make him bark like a real dog.
>Inuyasha: (very drunk) If I
knew which of you 6 said that, I would make you pay for that.
"That was a cheap shot, bouzou."
Miroku tossed Inuyasha the box of
pocky sticks, which Inuyasha caught instinctively. Inuyasha growled at Miroku when he noticed only one pocky stick left.
>Hearing that snaps Inuyasha
out of his drunken state.
>Inuyasha: Are you telling me
the author turned me gay for the sake of getting some lousy pocky—
>Althena: Pocky is NOT lousy!
>Inuyasha: And I just got one
>The censor explodes into pyrotechnics
only matched by Magic Kingdom.
>Mika: Cool! Do it again.
>Althena: There goes another
chunk of our paychecks.
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Why don't we
Inuyasha's lips curled up into a
smirk. "Yes, why don't we?"
Miroku grinned at him. Inuyasha's
smirk grew larger, one thought only on his mind.
>Inuyasha: That’s right.
In the next chapter you’ll have me torturing Miroku in the worst way.
>Mika: Make him read barney hentai
Actually I was thinking more in the lines of making him sit through out a whole karaoke party starting Althena.
>Inuyasha: Let’s get out
of here… NOW!!!
After the fic the hapless trio was
on the lounge having a few drinks and hanging out.
Althena: That fic wasn’t so
Mika & Inuyasha: WHAT?!
Althena: Well it was nice and cute.
Only bad thing was the OOCness on Miroku and Inuyasha, which had to happen if the author ever planned to have them together.
The guys simply stared at her weird
while drank more sake.
Inuyasha: Still… the wench
who trapped us here said that others would show up. Wonder when that will happen…
Suddenly a whole on the roof opened
and Hikari, Carlos, Sakura, and Steve fell from it unconscious on top of them.
Althena & Mika: You just had
to call them!
Inuyasha: Me and my big mouth!!
>The End… for now.